does enyone kno some funny good clean halloween jokes for wen i go out trick or treating i am 13 and i need jokes coz ppl around where i live are really moany and they dont give you sweets unless ur joke is good
and i kno my ritin aint proper english but thats hw i type coz i am in a hurry
happy halloween :D
I've got a few riddles:
The man who makes it doesn't want it. The man who buys it doesn't need it. the man who uses it doesn't know he's using it... What am I? a: A coffin!
This riddle is all about they way you say the words in it...
Say it like:
Twenty SICK sheep went up a hill. One died, how many are left?
a: 19 -- people will think you said twentySIX sheep, and so they'll say the answer is 25. get it?
The next few are just some simple jokes...
What did Dr. Fclean funny halloween jokesrankenstein get when he put his goldfish's brain in the body of his dog?
I don't know, but it is great at chasing submarines.
What do you call a dog owned by Dracula?
A blood hound.
What's a cold, evil candle called?
The wicked wick of the north.
they're kinda cheesy so here are some better ones lol:
Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?'
Cos everyone was a goblin.
Why did Dracula's mother give him cough medicine?
Because he was having a coffin fit.
Why do witches fly on brooms?
Because vaccuum cleaner cords are too short.
Here are some halloween quotes:
Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoken to.
Where there is no imagination there is no horror.
Or else you could just say a rhyme...
'Trick or treat trick or treat give me something nice to eat not tclean funny halloween jokesoo big and not too small... that's ok i'll take it all'
halloween is coming and the geese are... I guess u know that one lol
or just yell TRICK OR TREAT and throw water at them
if they don't give you candy EGG THERE HOUSE!!!!!!!! or else do the puppy dog face and say 'its for charity!' lol
have a nice time :D i'm going out trick or treating too can't wait :P xx
walk around with a mirror attached to your body or head n when they go whats that say look in it when they do say at the moment it is a joke
Hmmmm
If they dont give you any treats tell them "You'll regret this.... badly" or "Here's my eggs, Im going to do something with it unless you give me candy!! :P"
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